GRAND MASTI review - movie and music

During the whole rolling of movie there were some ROFL moments, some funny moments, some cranky moments but those were covered with a light feeling of shame. The thing makers did great was that they highlighted the fact "STRICTLY FOR ADULTS" so that people did not take children with them but they should have said it - NOT TO WATCH WITH FAMILY EITHER, I am saying so because those people who went with there families minus children also felt uncomfortable in sitting those 130 minutes, in between adult one liners, boobs and butt show from the screen and One liner comments, abusive hooting and disgraced laughter from the people or say Boys watching it. Those who went to watch movie with friends strictly saying not with girl friends really enjoyed most because they found the movie coming from their community, and those who went with girl friends just managed to suppress their laughter on the jokes pointed upon the girls.

So where the film Masti was a kind of movie that at least could have been watched with family (adults, though) the Grand Masti is made only to keep in the frontbenchers and youth friends community, and that's why lots of youths after watching trailers were confirmed to watch this.

The story revolves around the three college time hunk friends, Riteish Deshmukh as Amar, Aftab Shivdasani as Prem & Vivek Oberoi as Meet, whose married life is not going through well, as they are not getting enough sex by various reasons and it makes them so desperate about  it that, to get sex they are ready to let the house theft. Then there comes an invitation from their college SLUTS (;P) for a reunion, and they decides to go there to fulfill the desire of sex. There they gets into some trouble and how they overcome the situations is the story, that's it.

The Story written is so unreal it is totally fictional that no body can relate with such type of college to such kinda Principal, although the writers Milap Zaveri and Tushar Hirachandani have done a great job on dialouges, one liners and screenplay. But most of the jokes are from SMSes...12:35 is a good one. Keeping the plot in mind, Director Indra Kumar is good but the film required a bit more consciousness, having said that, the kind of movie Grand Masti is direction is pretty good because the adult comedy requires broad thinking of scenes to be shown, which do not seem dramatic and Indra Kumar has fulfilled this requirement.
Although I don't know why the bank scene got cut, which was shown in the promo. Editing part is good and it gave the pace to the movie.
First half of the movie has got enough pace and comedy but in second half movie has been elongated and that bores sometime.

Acting : In acting aspect I was looking forward to Riteish knowing his capability of comedy and his timing but interestingly Aftaab did the best job of his career so far, his expressions are so unique and fresh and funny that he made some of the scenes hillarious, Riteish Deshmukh is ordinary although sometimes awesome while Vivek Oberoi who in the starting scenes did good became worse with the film progresses. The ladies department is full of cleavage and butt showing and in the name of acting most of them have done drama,but Karishma Tanna has shown a great acting skill in her length of role. Suresh Mennon is fun to watch and Pradeep Rawat is average.

The film has not great music but with mood of the movie the songs can be compromised, Anand Raj Nand who have given great numbers in past has failed to reckon with his level. And another music director duo Sanjeev-Darshan also didn't do too good but have given some catchy tunes.
The title song is a club song, fast tracked whose lyrics are full with double meaning words by Kumaar sung by Sanjeev and Darshan and Payal.
The catchy song Zulmi Zulmi sung by Mika is penned by Manoj darpan is good one but the best song of the album is Tu Bhi Mood me, music by Anand Raj Anand lyrics by Kumaar and guess who sang it Wajid Khan of Sajid - Wajid, whose voice is just adorable and fits with the song along with Ritu Pathak. This is a massy song and gives the feel of a 1990's time songs.

Overall I did not regretted after watching the movie, because I got what I wanted from a hindi adult comedy...it may be taken a step taken forward towards the ADULTIATION of bollywood. A good watch but yeah strictly for adults and to be watched with friends not with family...

Those who come to my blog may think why Ranbir Kapoor on my profile, yaar!!! I just love him although I am not a gay I just love him....from his Saawariya days..so here's his upcoming movie Besharam

Rabba - BTM - Amit Trivedi, Tochi Raina, Jaggi - Coke Studio @ MTV Season 3

The Coke Studio has always been favorite for me and know when my favorite Amit Trivedi comes with his composition and that too he his singing will be a great watch sure...

UMMEED......

उम्मीद 

कभी देखता हूँ खिडकियों से बाहर मैं ,
दिखती है चिड़िया तो कभी तितलियाँ,
हरी ज़मीं, नीला वो आसमां !
इठलाती ये नदी,
रौशनी, धूप ,
लगता है कितना प्यारा ये नज़ारा,
पर सिर्फ किरणों में सूरज की,
गम भी तो हो जाता है, ये सारा का सारा!
वक़्त की ओट में, सहारा  लेकर  अँधेरे का,
कहीं खो सा जाता है ये नज़ारा,

किरने तो हैं रात में भी,
चाँद की  सही पर सूरज है साथ में ही, 
पर दिखती नही चिड़िया ना ही तितलियाँ,
गौर करूँ तो हैं गायब मेरी खुद की परछाइयाँ,

कभी सोचता हूँ ये जो पंछी गए हैं, क्या लौटेंगे?
ये जो कतरे बह चले हैं, कभी फिर दिखेंगे?
इन्ही सोचों  का कारवां संग एक नाउम्मीदगी ले आता है,
ये सिलसिला बेचैन कर जाता है,

लेकिन इन हवाओं में जो साँसों का जोर है,
या मेरी फितरत ही है शायद,
एक उम्मीद एक भरोसा जाग ही जाता है,

भले कल ये ही पंछी ना हो, भले कल ये ही कतरा न हो,
पर रौशनी लौटेगी, सूरज के साथ सुबह आएगी,
कल वक़्त के साथ नए कतरे आयेंगे,
शायद ये पंछी भी लौटेंगे

सुबह सूरज की किरणों में, रौशनी में,…शायद
और भी हो प्यार ये नज़ारा।

My review for Shudh Desi ROmance...on DESIMARTINEE

Let me tell you what, those who haven't seen this yet please don't get confused with the film title and do not get prediction for it being another small town love story like Ranjhanaa and Tanu weds Manu,like me. Though it is a small town love story, it have such a content that is shown in those hindi movies only which have been picturised in the foreign country and the lead characyters are of foreign nationality, here the director and producers should get kudos for there bravery for adapting such a plot.. The story of the film rolls in between pre marital commitment, Attraction and Love..
The protagonist is a Guide, and is unguided about his own life he runs away like every men from his responsibility, yet a quick shock observer...fast to fall in love...fast to heal himself from a heartbreak. he is cool..and Shushant Singh Rajpoot has done an awesome job. He has shown the character of an unfocused guy with an ease that we just forget his Ishaan from Kai Po Che #win.
Parineeti Chopra in her third movie is a cool babe, who do not give a penny thought about her previous relationship and even do not have any big issue about her live in relationship, although deep inside her heart she is much like every girl with insecure feeling, of not getting judged by her relation ship statuses.... Like her previous movies Parineeti has got another bold character to play and all we know how good she is at...another

winning performance. Characters are similar though do not looks thet she repeating herself...#sexy #cool
Vaani Kapoor in her debut has shown a great, impressive camera confidense. Tara her character, she knows what is right and what is wrong for her, emotionally strong and no high voltage melodrama in her character.
Writer Jaideep Sahani has written such a nice story that, it being a touchy topic does not remains so disputable..so lightly the story goes that we enjoy every moment and it shows the difference between the three relationship phases "Attraction, Love , Commitment" and the space between modernity of today's young and its traditions. Although the plot is set in a town like Jaipur it shows the Urban thinking with great technique and direction that even those, who thinks this kinda type of modern movies will give a bad impression in youth's mind would give a thought about these kind of live in relationships. And we the modern just accept the characters :)
Rishi Kapoor is AGAIN GREAT HATS OFF!!!!
So Maneesh Sharma's work is awesome..he has shown the thin lines between modern society thinking people. He redefines the theory of commitment...Screenplay is very good man means just can't be better.

The music by Sachin-Jigar is again a great work by duo after Go Goa Gone...known for there fast tracks the music directors have shown a great change for the comparatibily soft tracks like "Tere Mere Beech",and Gulaabi...very nice songs but the win over of the album is Chanchal mann sung by Divya Kumar catchy lyrics and scale with slight humor. The album is just a full package Dance numbers Shudh Desi Romance by Benny Dayal and Shalmali Kholgade to Pink City anthem Gulaabi by Jigar and Priya Panchaal, which have slight Rajasthani folk music to romantic number Tere Mere Beech Me by Mohit Chauhan and Sunidhi Chauhan both Chauhan's great voice is a winner....use of local instruments ans style of singing of Rajasthan is great.
One and Over the movie is a must watch! go yaar...

Salam Namste! WOW

 Honorable yet Stupid peoples have divided our world....Why let this divided world to be subdivided by way of greeting??? LETS DO SALAM NAMASTE TO EACH AND EVERYONE same same...

Submission

Kyun?...

क्यूँ??

ये पलकें मेरी गीली हैं क्यूँ ?

चाँद है, तारे हैं, फिर भी रात अकेली है क्यूँ ?

सपाट सुनसान सी दिखती राहें,

चल पड़ने पर पथरीली है क्यूँ?

जो कर सकू न पूरे बस वो इरादे हैं क्यूँ?

जिन्हें रह जाना है अधूरा , वो वादे हैं क्यूँ ?

चितकबरे रंगों से रंगी जीवन की ये किताब ,

पर रंगना था सचमुच जिन्हें ,

वो पन्ने सादे हैं क्यूँ?

देखें जो भी ख्वाब हम,

वो ख्वाब , वो सपने , सिर्फ सपने हैं क्यूँ?

ये सपनो की भीड़ है आँखों में ,

या सिर्फ एक ही सपने का पर्दा है,

नज़रे धुंधला जाती हैं,

फिर भी ये जान गया मैं 

चाहे पा लूँ सबकुछ,

रहेगी कमी कुछ न कुछ,

इसी आस में नज़रे टकटकी लगाएंगी,

और पलकें गीली हो आएँगी